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Ryan: "The bad shepherd calls Jesus another name–not Baby Jesus."

Mommy: "What does he call him?"

Ryan: "The bad shepherd calls him Baby Moses–and that's not good.  He's bad."

Ryan (3) told me today, "Jesus is in heaven with his wife God."

Me: "God is not Jesus' wife.  God is Jesus' daddy." 

Ryan: "No, baby Jesus has Joseph for his daddy and Mary for his mommy.  I don't like baby Jesus."

Me: "Why not?"

Ryan: "The wooden baby Jesus is all bundled up.  He is kind of weird.  It is weird that he is stuck in the manger.  You can't get him out."

Ryan on Christmas: 

"Pretty soon it'll be Jesus' birthday . . .

"Well, another day Jesus died on the cross, a loooonnng time ago."

"The
bad king just stayed there at his home where he lives.  And he didn't
even go to the stable or anything . . . to see baby Jesus.  He just
stayed at his home for a long time.  That's not good."