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Jesus and his wife God

Ryan (3) told me today, "Jesus is in heaven with his wife God."

Me: "God is not Jesus' wife.  God is Jesus' daddy." 

Ryan: "No, baby Jesus has Joseph for his daddy and Mary for his mommy.  I don't like baby Jesus."

Me: "Why not?"

Ryan: "The wooden baby Jesus is all bundled up.  He is kind of weird.  It is weird that he is stuck in the manger.  You can't get him out."