Ryan (3) told me today, "Jesus is in heaven with his wife God."
Me: "God is not Jesus' wife. God is Jesus' daddy."
Ryan: "No, baby Jesus has Joseph for his daddy and Mary for his mommy. I don't like baby Jesus."
Me: "Why not?"
Ryan: "The wooden baby Jesus is all bundled up. He is kind of weird. It is weird that he is stuck in the manger. You can't get him out."