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Andy Rowell
Poetry by Jacob (21 mos): popsicle, Mexico, bicycle, basketball. (repeat). The End.

June 23 at 7:29pm · Comment ·

Andy Rowell
My two favorite fun books to read to Ryan (4).
Captain Raptor and the Moon Mystery
https://www.amazon.com/dp/0802789358?tag=churchleaders-20&camp=0&creative=0&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=0802789358&adid=03AJNCVZJAH992QNBY
and
Calico the Wonder Horse, or the Saga of Stewy Stinker
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0395845416?ie=UTF8&tag=churchleaders-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0395845416

Andy Rowell
Kids:
An endless cycle of sunscreen/bug spray/drinks/bath/band-aids/laundry.
I guess there is no way to narrow that down to one step or potion.

June 19 at 8:57am · Comment ·

Andy Rowell
Ryan (4): “Mommy, I put my finger in my ear and I hurt my finger. I need a band-aid!”

June 18 at 11:16am · Comment ·

Andy Rowell
Jacob
(21 mos) madly tries to communicate what he wants. Then when you get it
and start to do it. He says, “Ok” like “Ok, if you insist.”

June 14 at 5:04pm · Comment ·

Andy Rowell
Squids
will be Squids is the most entertainingly-biting-for-adults kids book I
have seen. Jr. high teachers, read it to your students. 18 one minute
stories. Scathing against whining and complaining. Hilarious.

Source: www.amazon.com
Amazon.com: Squids Will Be Squids: Fresh Morals, Beastly Fables: Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith: Books

Andy Rowell
Amy is regretting the squirt guns she bought. Ryan (4) “Jacob said he wanted the trains out, so I shotted him.”

June 8 at 7:27pm · Comment ·

Andy Rowell
2
quotes from Ryan (4) today. “I don’t want water on my hair–I don’t
want it to grow fast!” and “My tummy is full–am I becoming a mommy?”

June 5 at 8:02pm · Comment ·

Andy Rowell
Ryan, “Under that couch cushion there were honey nut cheerios and of course Jacob ate them.”

June 4 at 3:26pm · Comment ·

Andy Rowell
9:00 am and (20 mos) Jacob is on second breakfast–applesauce. Hmm . . .

June 2 at 8:58am · Comment ·

Andy Rowell
Ryan (4): “Which foot does this sock go on? Right or left?”

May 28 at 7:09pm · Comment ·

Andy Rowell
We parents declare war on whining. We shall prevail.

May 23 at 5:46pm · Comment ·

Andy Rowell
Ryan (4): “Jonah intended to go to Nineveh all along. He just wanted to ride in a whale.”

May 15 at 6:13pm · Comment ·